The Sultan’s Guide to Being a Royal Pain in the Turban

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Being a sultan is all about being a royal pain in the turban. But, don’t just take my word for it, let me show you the way. Whether you’re the ruler of a kingdom or just the ruler of your own life, these tips will help you be the most royal pain in the turban possible.

  • Always make an entrance: A sultan never enters a room quietly. Make sure to make a grand entrance and announce your arrival with a loud and commanding “All hail the sultan!”
  • Speak in a royal tone: A true sultan speaks in a deep and commanding tone. Practice your best “I am the ruler of all” voice and use it often.
  • Be dramatic: A sultan knows that drama is key. Whether it’s throwing a fit over a spilled cup of tea or dramatically throwing your turban to the ground, make sure to always bring the drama.
  • Always be the center of attention: A sultan never fades into the background. Make sure to always be the center of attention and command attention by using grand gestures and speaking in a loud and confident tone.
  • Never be afraid to be a little bit crazy: A sultan is not afraid to be a little bit crazy, in fact, it’s encouraged. So, don’t be afraid to let your crazy side show and be the life of the party.
  • Always have a trick up your sleeve: A sultan always has a trick up their sleeve, whether it’s a magic trick or a clever come back, always be prepared to entertain and amaze.
  • Dress to impress: A sultan always dresses to impress. Make sure to always wear your finest garments and accessories, including your turban, to show off your royal status.
  • Surround yourself with loyal subjects: A sultan always surrounds himself with loyal subjects who will do their bidding without question.
  • Lastly, always remember to have fun: Being a sultan is all about having fun and enjoying the power and attention that comes with it. So, have fun and enjoy the ride.

In conclusion, being a royal pain in the turban takes a little bit of practice, but with these tips, you’ll be well on your way to mastering the art of being a sultan. Remember, it’s all about making grand entrances, speaking in a royal tone, bringing the drama, being the center of attention, embracing your crazy side, always having a trick up your sleeve, dressing to impress, surrounding yourself with loyal subjects and most importantly, having fun. So, put on your turban, practice your best “I am the ruler of all” voice, and go out there and be the best sultan you can be. Long live the sultan!